2,178: Updated

My life with Bob Clougherty

Bob –

The total number of days between Wednesday, June 27th, 2007 and Thursday, June 13th, 2013 is 2,178 days.

This is equal to exactly 5 years, 11 months, and 17 days. (I’m not going to use the “I’ma going to string Ria along so she keeps her mouth shut.” date of September 11, 2013)

Why is this relevant? The first email to you that I saved is dated June 27th, 2007. It was a work-related inquiry.

We were friendly before that; often chatting after work when almost everyone else had gone home and/or on our way out to the parking lot.

At any rate, I thought that (maybe) a good way to allow myself to believe that the time we spent together wasn’t all in my imagination, as it seems to be the case with you, was to put together this list.

You moved on in a flash and never looked back.

SO, I thought if I can come up with 2178 things that we experienced together, it will be a good way to recall, commemorate, then archive our relationship.

Make no mistake: I fucking loved you. I miss you and us  I’m not afraid nor embarrassed (most of the time) to admit that. I guess that’s because to me, we were the real deal. I truly, truly, TRULY thought that you had felt the same way. Regardless of the thousands of times you told me did, 

Apparently, I was ridiculously wrong.

 I don’t know why you shit on me, but you did. And it really, really, REALLY hurts.

You really shocked, stunned, and saddened me. 

You really fucked me up.

I don’t know why … I only wish … more than I can possibly express ….

That you hadn’t…

And, hey – if you spot any duplicates, wouldja let me know? Thanks!

1. iPhone 2. mp3 player 3. Choosing shirts
4. Laptop 5. iPad 6. Saving coins
7. Earbuds 8. Polishing shoes 9. Choosing ties
10. New shoes 11. Leather jackets 12. “Me boots!”
13. “You are INCREDIBLE!” 14. Butterflies 15. Tingles
16. New trench coat 17. White Lucky Brand jeans 18. House shoes
19. Converse 20. Summer bathrobe 21. Winter bathrobe
22. Jammies 23. Sleeping naked 24. Red Sox
25. Bruins 26. Patriots 27. Celtics
28. Fenway Park 29. Fenway Frank 30. Road trips
31. Parking lots 32. Parking garages 33. Boston
34. Newbury St 35. Stephanie’s on Newbury 36. Newbury Comics
37. Mt. Ida College 38. Joe’s American Bar & Grill 39. Gillette Stadium
40. “GET THE FUCK BACK IN THE NET!” 41. Bobby Orr 42. NYC
43. NY Rangers 44. Alumni events 45. The Philadelphia Orchestra
46. SPAC 47. Tchaikovsky 48. Paganini
49. Rush 50. “Heart Shaped Box” 51. Foo Fighters
52. Tran Siberian Orchestra 53. The Times Union Center 54. Bob Dylan
55. Elvis Costello 56. The Egg 57. Collective Soul
58. Will Hoge 59. Shinedown 60. Yellowbirds
61. Autographed CDs 62. Autographed T shirts 63. Our combined 5 children
64. New Hampshire 65. Hampton Beach 66. Hampton Falls
67. Lake Winnipesaukee 68. Lake George 69. Lake cruises
70. The Minne-Ha-Ha 71. Sterling silver onyx Claddagh ring 72. The Lac du Saint Sacrement
73. The Mohican 74. Ice cream 75. Martha’s
76. TJ Maxx 77. Marshalls 78. Home Goods
79. The Apple Store 80. Sutton’s 81. Fresh Market
82. Home Depot 83. Price Chopper 84. Hannaford
85. Oklahoma 86. High school graduations 87. College graduations
88. Power tools 89. Planes 90. Trains
91. Automobiles 92. Delayed flights 93. Canceled flights
94. Missed flights 95. Check engine lights 96. Oil changes
97. Putting air in tires 98. Getting gas 99. Infiniti
100. Impala 101. Jetta 102. Lillian’s
103. The Stadium 104. The West Side Stadium 105. Publik House
106. Mama Mia’s 107. Sonny & Jeff’s 108. Mangino’s (Or, “Mangina’s”…)
109. Panza’s 110. Dunkin’ Donuts 111. Outside Christmas lights
112. Birdfeeders 113. Chipmunks 114. Birds
115. Ocean State Job Lot 116. Moving 117. Saratoga Hospital
118. Cancer 119. Weddings 120. Funerals
121. “Gentlemen!” 122. “Honey” 123. “Baby”
124. Travers Day 125. Saratoga Racecourse 126. Calculated betting
127. Betting by names 128. Betting by numbers 129. Jameson’s & 7
130. Sangria 131. Red wine 132. Chianti
133. Mimosas (but not in Montreal apparently) 134. Bellinis 135. Bellini’s Restaurant
136. McDonald’s 137. Collecting pens 138. Sonic the Hedgehog
139. “Putting up” laundry 140. Smoking 141. Quitting smoking
142. Sort of quitting smoking 143. Collecting Christmas ornaments 144. The Olde Bryan Inn
145. Mother’s Day 146. Father’s Day 147. 50th birthdays
148. TGIFriday’s 149. Logan 150. Livvy
151. Molly 152. Todd 153. Twink
154. Big Papi 155. Sophie 156. Starting an aquarium
157. Birthday parties 158. Scooping poop 159. Planting flowers
160. Making hanging baskets 161. Eliminating le moles 162. Mousetraps
163. The Beast in the Basement 164. NCIS 165. NCIS LA
166. Project Runway 167. Vikings 168. Blue Bloods
169. Top Chef 170. Helium 171. Balloon Bob
172. The Red Bobster 173. Cousins 174. Aunts
175. Uncles 176. Friends 177. Family
178. Daughters 179. Sons 180. Mothers
181. Manicures 182. Pedicures 183. Barnes & Noble
184. “Raw red meat!” 185. Waffles 186. Pot Roast
187. Lamb 188. Gyro Bob 189. Philadelphia
190. Villanova 191. Greek diner 192. Chicago
193. Turkey (the country) 194. Turkey (the food) 195. Turkey (the bird)
196. China (the country) 197. China (the dishes) 198. Saki
199. Conferences 200. Disney World 201. Thumper
202. Getting stuck on Pirates of the Caribbean ride 203. Burlington VT 204. Manchester VT
205. The Vermont Country Store 206. Brunch 207. Going out to dinner
208. Reduced fat blueberry muffins 209. Strawberry frosted doughnuts 210. Blueberry cake doughnuts
211. Chocolate glazed doughnuts 212. Margaritas 213. Dos XX
214. Guinness 215. Fireworks 216. Swimming
217. The ocean 218. The Fun Spot (No, really…) 219. Taking walks
220. Cat puke 221. Cat treats/crack 222. Dog treats
223. Buffalo NY 224. Gibson guitars 225. Fender T-shirt
226. Books 227. Magazines 228. Newspapers
229. Borders 230. Northshire Bookstore 231. Impressions
232. Lyrical Ballad 233. Northern Lights 234. Joe Fucking Perry
235. The London Souls 236. Graham Colton 237. Tyrone Wells
238. Larkfest 239. Tom Morello 240. Goo Goo Dolls
241. Awolnation 242. Lights in the Park 243. Bella Napoli
244. Massie’s 245. Roma’s 246. Haircuts
247. Shredder 248. Nail File 249. Jean skirts
250. The Police 251. Texting 252. Emailing
253. Greeting cards 254. Postcards 255. Business cards
256. Country Corner Café 257. Plastic ruler 258. Crossword puzzles
259. Jigsaw puzzles 260. The Sunday NY Times 261. The Sunday Times Union
262. Broadway, 12866 263. Hyannis 264. Nantucket
265. Lobster 266. Friday nite pizza on the grill 267. Batman
268. Sonic Snuggie 269. The Batmobile 270. Finger puppets
271. Bread dated May in August 272. Bagels from the city 273. Bedroom fans
274. Target on Sundays 275. The Horseshoe Inn 276. Skaneateles
277. Pizza Works 278. D’Andrea’s 279. Maestro’s
280. Sperry’s 281. The Circus Café 282. The Malta Diner
283. Augie’s 284. The Wishing Well 285. Green pepper, onion & ‘shroom pizza
286. Lobster rolls 287. French fries 288. Raspberries
289. Blueberries 290. Strawberries 291. Apples
292. Grapes 293. Kiwi 294. 100 calorie pack cookies
295. Montreal 296. Progresso Chicarina soup 297. Hot dog relish
298. Pickles 299. Chicken & Rice 300. Pork chops
301. Applesauce 302. Lasagne 303. Meatballs
304. Crockpot 305. Lite Italian dressing 306. Lay’s potato chips
307. Seneca apple chips 308. Electric kettle 309. Mario Andretti
310. Nook 311. Pez dispensers 312. Grandma’s Pie Shop
313. Sleeping 314. Restless leg syndrome 315. Friendly’s
316. Olive Garden 317. Stephen Hawking 318. Banana bread
319. Easter 320. Hiding plastic eggs 321. Christmas Day
322. Christmas Eve 323. Prime Rib 324. Spiral ham
325. Harry & David 326. Filling stockings 327. English crackers
328. Snow! 329. Power outages 330. Extra underwear
331. Shout wipes 332. Carrying tissues 333. Handkerchiefs
334. Hernia operation 335. Shoulder operation 336. Reupholstering chairs
337. Walking pneumonia 338. Sinus infections 339. Choosing new eyeglasses
340. Loving peanut butter 341. Hating peanut butter 342. Bouquets of roses
343. Growing roses 344. The Audiostars 345. Using coupons
346. “Killing things” in the basement 347. Monkey blanket 348. Large hot coffee, whole milk, 2 Splenda
349. Medium iced coffee, cream, 2 Sweet n Low 350. Panera 351. Broadway Market
352. Chocolate raspberry anything 353. Tres Musketeros 354. Tissues
355. M & Ms 356. New suits 357. Jetties Beach
358. Better Than Ezra 359. Kevin Griffin 360. Howie Day
361. Ed Roland 362. The NY City Winery 363. “Hey Love!”
364. Refinishing furniture 365. Speeding 366. Central America
367. Thumper 368. WoW 369. Legends Cafe
370. Seacoast Inn 371. The Irish Times 372. Krause’s chocolate
373. Swedish fish 374. Sugar-free Lifesavers 375. Halloween
376. Valentine’s Day 377. Cancun 378. Mr. Potato Head
379. Car decals 380. Bumper stickers 381. Candles
382. Singing in the shower 383. Blowing out holes in socks 384. Vitamin water
385. Lemonade 386. Iced tea 387. Extra ice
388. Pillsbury orange rolls 389. Mouton Cadet 390. Red rooibos tea
391. Keurig. The Perfect Family Gift. 392. Christmas Tee Shops 393. Going to the movies
394. Just seeing where a road goes 395. Lake Placid 396. Irish
397. Italian 398. Polish 399. St. Patrick’s Day
400. Elf costume 401. Operation costume 402. Over-sized green top hat
403. Horseshoe motif 404. Homemade tomato sauce 405. Chocolate mousse
406. Red velvet cupcakes 407. Banana split pie 408. Banana Foster
409. Oven roast beast 410. Leftover sandwiches for lunch 411. Yogurt
412. Getting banned from stores 413. Kohl’s 414. Changing clothes in the car
415. Rides around the lake 416. Border guards 417. “She’s your girlfriend?!?”
418. Toronto Zoo 419. Syracuse v. ‘Nova hoops 420. Hattie’s Chicken Shack
421. Cardinals (the birds) 422. Blue Jays (the birds) 423. Candy dish on the buffet
424. Mugs & mugs & more mugs 425. Top Chef 426. The Factory Eatery
427. The Whistling Kettle 428. Plattsburgh 429. The Adirondacks
430. Nancy from Newburgh 431. Norman Rockwell Museum 432. Driving lessons
433. The Hyde Museum and Collection 434. Backrubs 435. “Rottendam”
436. Duplicate-triplicate even-sweaters 437. Triplicate Irish joke book 438. $. Convection/microwave fix
439. A new watch 440. Wii 441. Framed Irish saying
442. Irish Beanie Baby 443. Work gloves that save fingers 444. Riding on the “T”
445. Riding the subway 446. Bleeker St. Pizza 447. Times Square
448. Sheraton SoHo 449. Little Italy 450. Dean & DeLuca
451. The Celtics 452. NY Yankees 453. Journals
454. Seashells 455. Sand dollars 456. Mystic CT
457. O’Leary’s Pub 458. Reading glasses 459. Sentimental hairbrush
460. Oatmeal 461. Dole Fruit in Gel 462. Willard St. B & B
463. Lake Champlain 464. Lotus Notes Sametime 465. Job interviews
466. Groton CT 467. Mystic Pizza 468. Art star Gallery
469. Kurt Halsey 470. Body surfing 471. Boogie boarding
472. The Kayaderosseras Creek 473. New luggage 474. Pit stops
475. Revere Beach 476. The Art institute of Chicago 477. Frank Lloyd Wright
478. Paperweights 479. Knowing your art 480. Picasso
481. Shamrocks 482. Pyramids 483. Globes
484. Robot Chicken 485. Melissa & Doug License Plate Game 486. New garment bag
487. Bernard Cornwell 488. Kenneth Cole Reaction 489. Shower back brush
490. Battery operated salt grinder – with light! 491. Bruins lunchbox 492. Kleenex Hand Towels
493. Rolling change 494. Bruins wooden keepsake box 495. Suspenders
496. Red Bull Arena 497. The Hy-Line 498. The Steamship Authority
499. Tossing a penny after passing the lighthouse 500. Riding around in the Jeep 501. Sunburn
502. Napping 503. Ray Bans 504. The Vermont Lake Monsters
505. Hard boiled eggs as a snack when it’s 95° in the shade 506. Repairing a leaky roof 507. Repairing an aging deck
508. Washing windows 509. Mowing the lawn 510. Shoveling snow
511. Walking Sophie 512. “Vudge” 513. “You may not be the smartest dog but you’ll bring home a ribbon.”
514. Removing the chipmunk (R.I.P.) from the siding 515. Removal of several dead “prizes” to the War Zone 516. “Hammerhead”
517. Making balloon animals 518. Village Pizzeria 519. The Greentree Gazette
520. “Fools on Bikes” video 521. Leaving my cell at home. A lot. 522. The Paradise, Boston
523. Coles, Buffalo NY 524. Elmwood St. shopping 525. Walking the Buffalo waterfront
526. Buying me a handbag at Clutch 527. Hugs 528. Kisses
529. Back cracks 530. Mushroom cheeseburgers 531. Shepard’s Pie
532. Boxty 533. Al fresco dining 534. “Collecting” wine glasses
535. Berkshire Museum 536. Mrs. London’s 537. Max London’s
538. Ben & Jerry’s 539. Saratoga Auto mobile Museum 540. Longfellows
541. Canfield Casino Museum 542. P.J.’s BBQ 543. Mini golf
544. Adirondack Pub & Brewery 545. Bolton Landing 546. Japanese tourists
547. Halfmoon Diner 548. Carrabba’s Italian Grill 549. Red Robin
550. Good Times Restaurant 551. Charlton Tavern 552. Lanzie’s on the Lake
553. Eataly 554. Top Chef T shirt 555. Top Chef Apron
556. Davidson Brothers Brewing 557. Aimee’s Dinner and a Movie 558. Scotia Cinema
559. Turf Tavern 560. The Peppermill Restaurant 561. Peppermills
562. Saratoga National Historical Park 563. Colonoscopy 564. Ganglion cysts removal
565. Smashing Pumpkins 566. Nine Inch Nails 567. There’s a huge difference between them
568. Pirates 569. Napoleon 570. Iron Man
571. Thor 572. π 573. Deer in the yard
574. Bunnies in the yard 575. My mom’s license plate = 555 AMN 576. Chatham, MA
577. Dinosaur BBQ 578. Grilling in the backyard 579. Dining on freshly caught fish
580. Getting a really good deal on our grill 581. ♫ Music. ♪ Keeps me. ♪ Together. ♫ 582. That’s lyrics to a song
583. British Beer Company 584. Trip Advisor 585. RJC, Jr. PhD
586. Engine No. 3 587. Chelsea MA 588. Dorchester, MA
589. Horseshoe necklaces 590. Horseshoe earrings 591. Horseshoe bracelets
592. Tiffany Paloma “XO” necklace 593. Tiffany engraved locket (“Love, Bob”) 594. Turkish onyx pendant
595. Ottoman silver heart w/rubies pendant 596. Pashminas 597. Turkish ceramic ware
598. Spices from Turkey 599. Souvenirs for all of the kids 600. Pink pearl necklace and earrings from China
601. Wooden bracelet from Central America 602. Saratoga 150 Years commemorative pins 603. Colombo’s Café and Pastries
604. Paesano of Mulberry St. 605. John’s of Bleeker St 606. Pearl River Trading Co.
607. Crate & Barrel 608. Mario Batali’s marinara sauce 609. Eataly chef’s hat
610. Chianti in a juice glass 611. Picnic on SPAC grounds 612. Cannons!
613. Gran Caribe Real 614. Broken toilets (terlets) in hotel rooms 615. Meatball subs
616. Mixed Italian subs 617. Chopped pickles=true sub 618. Chatham Lighthouse
619. Corner Store 620. Burritos 621. Whoopie Pies
622. Captain’s Table 623. Cuffy’s 624. Cooke’s Seafood
625. Trader Joe’s 626. Filene’s Basement 627. Clam rolls
628. Meredith NH 629. Town Docks Restaurant 630. Hart’s Turkey Farm
631. Orleans MA 632. Nauset Beach 633. Hardings Beach
634. Rodeway Inn 635. No coffee to be had there 636. Leon’s
637. Monte Crisco sangwiches 638. “Frequent Flyer” programs 639. “02134”

 

640. Skin tags 641. Nose hairs 642. Ear hairs
643. Snoring 644. Farting 645. Forno Bistro
646. Eggs Benedict 647. Scallops 648. Black raspberry milkshakes
649. Candy cane cookies 650. Hate spinach 651. Love spinach
652. Brownies 653. Making Christmas cookies 654. Pork roast
655. Comfort Inn 656. Cheektowaga 657. “The Worm”
658. Galleria Mall 659. Copley Place 660. Faneuil Hall
661. Boston Common 662. Museum of Fine Art, Boston 663. Museum of Science, Boston
664. Williamsville, NY 665. Clarence Center, NY 666. Needham MA
667. Anchor Bar, Buffalo 668. Duff’s, Buffalo 669. The Peanuts gang
670. Rudolph & Clarice 671. Rudolph and the Island of Misfits 672. V for Vendetta
673. I Heart Huckabees 674. Little Italy, Boston 675. Harborside Inn, Boston
676. Boston Aquarium 677. Toronto Aquarium 678. Wheatfield’s
679. Cranston RI 680. Little Falls Bakery 681. BLTs
682. Great Sacandaga Lake 683. Saratoga Lake 684. Hard Rock Cafes
685. Hard Rock pins 686. House of Blues 687. Iris’ Café and Wine Bar
688. Portulaca 689. Vinca vine 690. Hydrangeas
691. Hostas 692. Cosmos 693. Toads
694. Stink bugs 695. Stepping over cockroaches in the city 696. Rats in the city
697. Veneto Wood Fired Pizza and Pasta 698. Stratford CT 699. Shake Shack
700. Coastal towns 701. Cape Ann 702. Gloucester
703. Captain John’s Restaurant 704. Oakland Beach NH 705. Plymouth MA
706. Freeport ME 707. Falmouth MA 708. Woods Hole MA
709. Laconia NH 710. The Old Man of the Mountain 711. Waterfalls
712. Leaf peeping 713. “Is this road closed?” 714. Castle in the Clouds
715. Bar back 716. Fauna 717. Trump
718. Snarky 719. The home team is listed last unless Int’l soccer 720. Kibbutz
721. Schrodinger’s cat 722. “Collide” 723. Bistro Le Roux
724. 2001, A Space Odyssey 725. Submarines 726. Ships
727. Boats 728. Baked ziti 729. “This table would be PERFECT if it had a handle!”
730. “This trunk was MADE for this table!” 731. Helping with homework 732. Rewriting resumes
733. K-Mart 734. Japan’s tsunami, March 2011 735. The Affinia
736. Hot Shots, Glens Falls 737. Rebuilding the birdhouse 738. Hanging Christmas lights
739. Seven Horse Pub 740. 714 741. 617
742. Fairytale Brownies 743. Chinese food 744. Admittance to soundcheck
745. El Mexicano 746. Tequila! 747. Rockefeller Center
748. Lawn & leaf bags 749. Old school paper shower mat 750. Space Invaders
751. Tron 752. Lake Winnipesaukee 753. Weirs Beach
754. Dungeons & Dragons 755. Christmas Walk on ACK 756. Victorian Stroll, Saratoga
757. Scuba diving outfit 758. Leather aviator hat 759. Pennell’s
760. Mark Wood 761. “Electrify Your Strings” 762. Autographed viola
763. Typist test 764. Pearl necklace from ACK raffle 765. Lexington MA
766. Butcher Block 767. Longhorn Steakhouse 768. Rochester NY
769. “They’re Devil Dogs! They never go bad!” 770. The Bell House 771. Portsmouth NH
772. “Those damn Methodists!” 773. Seamus 774. Navy
775. Diamond bracelet 776. Pearl earrings 777. Yankee Ingenuity
778. Hoop earrings 779. Earring/necklace set 780. Replacement chain for Tiffany locket
781. Giving driving lessons 782. Lobster rolls 783. Baseball playoffs
784. Hockey playoffs 785. World Series Champs, 2007 786. Big Papi (the player, not the cat)
787. Ted Williams 788. Tim Wakefield 789. Dustin Pedroia
790. Manny Ramirez 791. Yaz 792. Jason Varitek
793. ARod’s b’day @ Fenway 794. Paw Sox 795. The Jimmy Fund donation box
796. Kevin Youklis 797. Carlton Fisk 798. Jacoby Ellsbury
799. Manny DelCarmen!!! 800. Bill Buckner (!) 801. Jason Bay
802. The return of Sidney Crosby @ MSG, 3.15.12 803. Sagittarius 804. “The boyos”
805. Airport goodbyes 806. “No one has ever driven me to the airport before.” 807. Bailey’s Café
808. Live music 809. “I love your skin!” 810. “I smell like my grandfather!”
811. Candy Manor 812. French whisk 813. Eating soup from the pan w/a wooden spoon
814. Lindt truffles 815. Raspberry jam 816. Yellow “walking the dog”
817. Baseball caps 818. Beret 819. Dress hats
820. Umbrellas 821. Fixing clogged vacuums 822. Fixing the septic tank
823. Building a trebuchet 824. Storage units 825. Bacon
826. Using Panera’s wi-fi 827. Driving around til we found open wi-fi 828. Ed Hardy shower gel
829. Kohl’s cash 830. Violin tie 831. Bobby Orr tie
832. Mario Andretti tie 833. Fish tie 834. Pirate tie
835. Bruins sweater 836. Red Sox jerseys 837. Retirement party
838. Pneumonia 839. Sinus infections 840. Bronchitis
841. Poet 842. Geek 843. Sometimes human
844. Mac 845. Sirsy 846. Stumbleupon.com
847. Pink Floyd 848. “Dominique” 849. Back up camera
850. “People who get up early in the morning cause war, death and famine.” 851. “btw, when do I get to kiss you again?” 852. “I’m wondering when I’m going to wake up from this dream”
853. “This is no dream.” 854. “This is about both of us;” 855. “There is nothing I do for you that you do not do for me.”
856. AIM 857. “My dearest Maria” 858. “This is the most beautiful email I have ever received in my life…”
859. “You make me feel things I never thought I would feel…” 860. Pancakes 861. Abelard
862. Heloise 863. Alazel 864. Keynote speaker
865. Westridge B & B 866. Skaneateles, NY 867. Editing
868. Proof reading 869. Coming up with synonyms 870. Labor Day
871. Happy Anniversary 872. “I love you, and the month I have had with you has been the most wonderful of my life.” 873. Burnt Hills Music
874. School concerts 875. Manchester, NH 876. Conference schwag
877. 43 Things 878. Tycho Brahe 879. Istanbul
880. Smashing a Cher 45 881. David Bowie 882. Hagia Sophia
883. Grand Bazaar 884. The Bosphorus 885. The Black Sea
886. Leander’s Tower 887. Marlowe 888. Joyce
889. Yeats 890. Body guard 891. Cistern
892. College friends 893. College shenanigans 894. JDFA!
895. XOXO 896. Green Celtics hoodie 897. “Me bum!”
898. “The Philosopher’s Conquest” 899. Ecards 900. Headaches
901. Sneezing 902. Take-out 903. Riobaird James
904. Second Life 905. The Bob Zone 906. Basketball Hall of Fame
907. Steve Nash jersey 908. Top of The Rock 909. Sheraton, Framingham MA
910. Kool-Aid – Oh yeah! 911. Game nites 912. Ticonderoga
913. Ft. William Henry Conference Center 914. “Love grows where my Rosemary goes… “ 915. “Homey don’t play that!”
916. SUNY Brockport 917. SUNY ACC/ADK 918. SUNY Empire State College
919. Brockton, MA 920. Nashua, NH 921. Rachel Alexandra
922. The Al Gore chair 923. “Good morning, my love. I just wanted to tell you that I love you; I miss you; and I am thinking about you.” 924. Vacations
925. Long weekends 926. Norman, OK 927. Bake sale in Sears
928. Chick- fil-A 929. Edible Arrangements 930. Physical Therapy
931. Shoulder ice packs 932. Villanova pasta 933. Villanova license plate frame
934. Ashworth By The Sea 935. Eggs over-easy 936. Haverhill, MA
937. Bats 938. Collapsing patio bench 939. “Five countries, five days.”
940. AMTRAK 941. Stratford, CT 942. Swan & Dolphin
943. Epcot 944. Freshly squeezed OJ 945. Downtown Disney
946. Magic Kingdom 947. “First Timer” 948. “A Battle Won”
949. S. Thomas Russell 950. Master and Commander 951. Guster
952. ThinkGeek.com 953. Theatre Workshop of Nantucket 954. The Wizard of Oz
955. Flying Monkeys 956. Ice Skating Exhibition 957. Bartlett’s Farm
958. Yahoo Messenger 959. Delta Airlines 960. Continental Airlines
961. United Airlines 962. “2 + 2 = 5” 963. Dr. Who
964. “Not that kind of Dr.” 965. “I void warranties” 966. Brotherhood of Thieves
967. Cisco Brewers 968. Easy Street Bar & Grill 969. The Jetties
970. Something Natural 971. The Oldest House 972. Pinwheels
973. Stop n Shop 974. Whaling Museum of Nantucket 975. Yachts
976. The Sunken Ship 977. Nantucket Bookworks 978. Getting drenched by sea spray
979. Jared Coffin House 980. Aloe 981. Airbed
982. White Elephant 983. Making computer games 984. The Juice Bar
985. Mitchell’s Book Corner 986. Sunflowers 987. Patrice Bergeron
988. Ray Bourque 989. Johnny Boychuk 990. Milan Lucic
991. The Stanley Cup 992. The Boston Garden 993. Tuuka Rask
994. Zdeno Chara 995. David Krejci 996. Tyler Seguin
997. Shawn Thornton 998. Chris Kelly 999. Brad Marchand
1000. Going thru toilet paper like crazy 1001. Degas’ Dancer 1002. Dali
1003. Going thru printer ink like crazy 1004. The Skyline Restaurant & Lounge 1005. No liquor license
1006. The Crayons 1007. Lint rollers 1008. The black hole between the Infiniti seats
1009. Vitamin D 1010. Fish oil 1011. Daily meds
1012. Lipitor 1013. Electric razor 1014. Lectric Shave
1015. Losing jewelry on the bedroom carpet 1016. Finding jewelry on the bedroom carpet 1017. Menopause
1018. Hot flashes 1019. Fans 1020. Air conditioners
1021. Scarves 1022. Star shaped diamond pendant 1023. Circle of diamond hearts pendant
1024. Diamond stud earrings 1025. Diamond cuff earrings 1026. Pillow in the car
1027. Notebook in the car 1028. Staff meetings 1029. Luau
1030. New lawn chairs 1031. Family Xmas gifts 1032. Christmas tree down!
1033. Cats in the window 1034. Ticks 1035. Lion’s cuts
1036. Dreadlocked fur 1037. Meowing for life in the car 1038. Dog baths
1039. Nail clippings 1040. Sophie Dopes 1041. Logan McRogan O’Rogan
1042. The Viola Fagola 1043. Big-ass Christmas wreath on the garage 1044. Constantly changing light bulbs
1045. Lowe’s 1046. Walmart 1047. Moe’s
1048. Shane’s BBQ 1049. Giffy’s BBQ 1050. Suave Faire
1051. “Nobody ever told me!” 1052. The Gunt 1053. “I’m still learning!”
1054. Saratoga House of Pizza 1055. Saratoga Diner 1056. Uno’s Pizzeria
1057. Gino’s Pizza 1058. Colonie Center 1059. Saratoga Avenue
1060. Guptill’s Coney Express 1061. J.J. Rafferty’s 1062. Cantina
1063. The Kettle Restaurant 1064. Cat hair everywhere 1065. Tic Tacs
1066. Sugar free Lifesavers 1067. Or, “Lightsabers” 1068. The Fortunate Cup
1069. Chef’s salad 1070. Abeel’s Restaurant 1071. Putnam Market
1072. Wingnut in salad 1073. Subway 1074. Mr. Subb
1075. Lemon & garlic chicken 1076. Hall of Springs 1077. Compton’s
1078. Strawberries for topping pancakes and/or waffles 1079. Real maple syrup 1080. Fake-o maple syrup
1081. Recovery Room (food & drink) 1082. Recovery room (drug induced Gaelic) 1083. Mint chocolate chip ice cream
1084. Mocha chip ice cream 1085. Apple pie 1086. A la mode
1087. Plums 1088. Clementines 1089. “Ze Brahaus!”
1090. The Brickyard 1091. The Three Olives 1092. The Racino
1093. Juicy Burger 1094. Five Guys 1095. Winslow’s
1096. Painting old furniture 1097. Struggling to find replacement drawer pulls 1098. “Bob’s Garage”
1099. Moving 1100. DeLucia’s 1101. The Sunset Cafe
1102. Salty’s 1103. Bowling 1104. Harbor House
1105. Fish fry 1106. Lent 1107. Flavored Tootsie Rolls
1108. Red Sox ice cream 1109. Hoodsie cups 1110. Luisa’s
1111. “Security photos” 1112. Talk of the town 1113. The Farmer’s Market
1114. Celtic Treasures 1115. Toe rings 1116. Acupuncture
1117. Friday Nite Date Nite 1118. Chopsticks (the eating kind) 1119. Cat in the Hat T-shirt
1120. D & D T-shirt 1121. Apple T-shirt 1122. Disneyworld baseball shirt
1123. “Gotta fly like a White guy!” 1124. “Insane in the bed frame!” 1125. “Bust a move! Suck my dick!”
1126. “I got sunshine, comin’ out my ass . . . “ 1127. Downloading music to the Infiniti’s hard drive 1128. Used CDs from Newbury Comics
1129. Pinback button collection 1130. Trivia Nite @ 99 1131. Sirloin tips from 99
1132. Why are leprechauns green? 1133. “Glass blowing bastards!” 1134. Marlboro Lights
1135. Suits (The TV show) 1136. The Colony 1137. You got me sucked in to this show.”
1138. China, IL 1139. “Because I’m the dean, damn it!” 1140. Playing cards
1141. Backgammon 1142. Flip flops 1143. “Padma has a scar!”
1144. “Top American Designer, Michael Kors!” 1145. Jonathan Adler, Iconic Potter 1146. “Skippy”
1147. “Hambone” 1148. Quaker Oats Chewy Granola Bars 1149. Tiramisu
1150. Homemade brownies 1151. Hotel toiletries 1152. Free hotel/motel breakfasts
1153. And coffee 1154. Always leaving a tip for housekeeping 1155.“Excuse, please.”
1156. Eating your body weight in something… 1157. The shirt Bob wore on our first nite together 1158. Our first date the next day
1159. First roses delivered 1160. Harry & David Bing Cherry chocolates 1161. Swiss cheese
1162. Gouda 1163. Italian roast beef 1164. Broccoli
1165. Kebabs 1166. Starwood Preferred Guest 1167. Harlequin Rasbora
1168. Mickey Mouse Platy 1169. Danio 1170. The ph that would never adjust properly
1171. Lemon Tetra 1172. Dalmatian Molly 1173. Eddie’s Aquarium
1174. Bowling 1175. Steroid shots 1176. Victor, NY
1177. The Scotch and Sirloin 1178. Outback Steakhouse 1179. Chili’s
1180. 1-800- FLOWERS 1181. “THE CATATONIC” (Repeat …) 1182. “Your keys will be in the silver mailbox next to the front door and the ferry tickets are booked and in our office.”
1183. Eddie Bauer 1184. Men’s Wearhouse 1185. Wired
1186.  Left Center Right 1187. Cards left on windshields 1188. Cards/notes left in suitcases
1189. Gaffney’s 1190. Gift cards 1191. Family photos
1192. J & S Watkins cakes 1193. The Cheesecake Factory 1194. The Standard
1195. “Do you want to go to Marshalls??” 1196. Sake for 3 by 1 1197. Cabernet Sauvignon
1198. White Zin 1199. Eating cactus 1200. Mystery Meat
1201. Anthony Bourdain 1202. CSI: NY 1203. CSI: Miami
1204. The police car Hummer going over the bridge 1205. Kinder Eggs 1206. “Tortuous” colon
1207. Miralax 1208. The Chronicle 1209. The Boston Globe
1210. Spritz cookies 1211. White layer cake with lemon filling and coconut 1212. Chocolate pudding
1213. “JNN” 1214. “Tron!” 1215. “PhD!”
1216. Repairing PCs 1217. Repairing Macs 1218. “X-Ray specs”
1219. Apples to Apples 1220. Trivial Pursuit 1221. Susan Sarandon (altho I still don’t see it …)
1222. Pasta Pane 1223.“I can’t sell you ice cream because the register isn’t working.” 1224. Spring Street Deli
1225. The Animal Shelter in Clifton Park Center Mall 1226. Tuesday Morning 1227.“Wake me up when the coffee’s done, hon.”
1228.  “Just 10 more minutes …” 1229. “Don’t let me sleep too late…” 1230. Hitting “snooze” 10 times
1231. Bonz 1232. The pita artificial tree 1233. Country Acres Farm & Pet Center
1234. Picking out pumpkins 1235. Carving pumpkins 1236. Mailing gifts
1237. Stonewall Kitchen 1238. Tattoos 1239. Coupons
1240. Dancing chicken GIF 1241. “We got Francona’d!” 1242. The Green Monster
1243. The Citgo sign 1244. Grandparents 1245. Aunts
1246. Uncles 1247. Sons 1248. Brothers
1249. Daughters 1250. Sisters 1251. Cousins
1252. Beef Lo Mein 1253. “Young Frankenstein” 1254. Monty Python
1255. Thanksgiving decorations 1256. Halloween decorations 1257. Easter decorations
1258. Fourth of July decorations 1259. St. Patrick’s Day decorations 1260. Sparklers
1261. Bon fires 1262. Grilling on the beach 1263. Recycling
1264. Bring the trash out every nite 1265. Bring the trash bins to the roadside every Tuesday nite 1266. Skipping a shave on the weekends
1267. Red Rose tea 1268. The Navy 1269. Randy Moss gloves
1270. Barnes & Noble discount 1271. Checking clearance racks 1272. Modigliani
1273. McKenna 1274. Irish soda bread 1275. Irish Coffee
1276. Irish bacon 1277. Raspberry Mocha 1278. Meatloaf (the food)
1279. Crockpot meals 1280. Flourless chocolate torte 1281. Leaf blower
1282. Raking leaves 1283. Girl Scout Cookies 1284. Hating burned food
1285. Loving burned food 1286. Mashed potatoes 1287. Gravy
1288. No mac n cheese – EVER! 1289. Pad Thai 1290. Steamed dumplings
1291. Chicken feet 1292. Clinique Bonus Time! 1293. Wakes
1294. Waves 1295. Storage units 1296. 2001: A Space Odyssey
1297. “Star Wars” 1298. Yoda 1299.” Quadrophenia”
1300. “The Piano” 1301. Stepping in dog poop 1302. Wet Ones in the glove box
1303. Putting make up on in the car 1304. Planet Hollywood 1305. Anthropologie
1306. Havaianas 1307. Chewbacca 1308. Making the bed
1309. Loading the dishwasher 1310. Unloading the dishwasher 1311. Reloading the dishwasher
1312. Hating cereal 1313. Loving cereal 1314. PB on toast for dinner
1315. “You don’t eat right when I’m away.” 1316. Voucher holder for The Track 1317. Picking out your dream house on the shores of Lake George
1318. Damp Rids 1319. No a/c in the Impala 1320. No a/c in the Jetta
1321. Peddler’s 1322. Paesan’s Pizza 1323. Iron Man 3 in IMAX
1324. Neil Gaiman 1325. Steven Tyler singing The National Anthem 1326. Live at Daryl’s House
1327. The Gideon Putnam 1328. Hallmark stores 1329. CVS
1330. Purdy’s  Liquor Store 1331.  The damn dog 1332. Bikini Kill
1333. The Sex Pistols 1334. Fog Island Cafe 1335. Blueberry pancakes
1336. Hate sausage 1337.  Love sausage 1338. Franklin Community Center donations
1339. Panties near the picnic table @ 1 Union 1340. Block Island 1341. Finally giving in and wearing shorts
1342. Fisherman’s Beach 1343. Top of The World Golf Course 1344. The Avengers in 3D
1345.  The Kentucky Derby 1346. Betting machines down 1347. Scanning photos
1348. “Happy Friday!” 1349. Traditional Xmas Eve shopping extravaganza 1350. Cats sleeping on the dog bed
1351. Cats growling at the dog 1352. Turkey shaped butter 1353. Country roads
1354. Side streets 1355. Alley ways 1356. “The Interstate”
1357. Alternate routes 1358. Route 9 1359. Route 29
1360. Route 9N 1361. Route 9L 1362. Octopus
1363. Rib eye steaks 1364.  Sloppy Joes 1365. Brisket
1366. Filthy bathrooms at work 1367. Vacuum belts 1368. Vacuum bags
1369. Cut out cookies 1370. Green Hyundai Sonata 1371. Turntable
1372. Digital turntable 1373. Speakers 1374. LP’s
1375. Touching the Disney castle walls 1376. Soarin’ 1377. Undershirts
1378. Eggy French Toast 1379. Setting up the coffee maker 1380. Buying a new coffee maker
1381. Giada 1382. Schmenge 1383. Laundry up the ass
1384. Ironing 1385. Steaming 1386. Southern Gentlemen tour
1387. Lilies 1388. Candy dish on the buffet 1389. Black-Bottom Banana Cream Pie
1390. The Post Porch 1391. K- Cups 1392. Route 495
1393. Route 128 1394. Taking an hour to go around the block 1395. Rockport
1396. Very Special Probably illegal Glass Cleaning Spray 1397. 21st Birthdays 1398. 18th Birthdays
1399. “A popcorn tree?” 1400. “Thor” in IMAX 3D 1401. Butch Walker
1402. Vincent the Black Shadow 1403. Red-winged Black Bird 1404. Sparrows
1405. Finch 1406. Ducks 1407. Geese
1408. Robins 1409. Crows 1410. Chickadees
1411. Blue Jays 1412. Cardinals 1413. Woodpeckers
1414. Ganglion cysts 1415. Molly 1416. Cat grave markers
1417. Our apple tree 1418. Our  garden 1419. Broken toes
1420. Bunnies in our yard 1421. Apartment 12 1422. Harp
1423. Tullamore Dew 1424. “Two” 1425. Ringtones
1426. Flogging Molly 1427. Migraines 1428. Metal & magnets license plate game
1429. WBCN 1430. Hating stuffing 1431. Loving stuffing
1432. Scissors 1433. AA batteries 1434. AAA batteries
1435. C batteries 1436. D batteries 1437. Power strips
1438. Extension cords 1439. Leatherman 1440. China Wok
1441. Tasty Chinese 1442. Double Ds (the pizza place …) 1443. Pizza Etc.
1444. Pizza Time 1445. Matchbox cars 1446. Hot wheels
1447. “So …Maria … habla (sic) Espanol?” 1448. Canada 1449. Water from the spring
1450. Boiled hot dogs 1451. Fried hot dogs 1452. Dog runs
1453. Santoro’s 1454. Voltaren Gel 1455. Restless Leg Syndrome
1456. Diners 1457. Drive-Ins 1458. Dives
1459. Lift Bridge Bookshop 1460. Niagara Falls 1461. Smoke House BBQ
1462. Not really fans of popcorn, but we still eat it. 1463. The “substitute” for Jameson’s @ Gran Caribe Real (the name escapes me … ) 1464. Bar service on the beach
1465. Pinching myself to be certain I was really in Cancun 1466. Taking mini boxes of cereal for a snack 1467. Fernando
1468. Bob’s Clam Box 1469. Leaving my cell at home 1470. Having my cell “delivered” to work
1471. Thank you for all those times ❤ 1472. “You know what I like.” 1473. Merrimack, NH
1474. St. Clement’s 1475. St. Peter’s 1476. Bob’s Trees
1477. Herr Hoffman’s 1478. Vitaminwater 1479. Sobe Lifewater
1480. Orange soda 1481. Goya soda 1482. Hummus
1483. Pita chips 1484. Pork chops in tomato sauce 1485. Leftover steak in tomato sauce
1486. Ben and Jerry’s ice cream cakes 1487. Friendly’s ice cream cakes 1488. Jubilee Roll
1489. Onion rings 1490. Memorial brick @ Saratoga animal shelter 1491. “The Mill”
1492. Pumpernickel bagels 1493. Crabtree & Evelyn 1494. The Galley Hatch
1495. The “New “Yaddo (sandwich) 1496. Chicken Caesar Salad 1497. Cheesecake Factory Chocolate Truffle cheesecake brought home
1498. Hate mushrooms 1499. Love mushrooms 1500. Komodo dragon
1501. Marriott Hotel, Wolf Rd., Albany NY 1502. The wingchair in that room 1503. The morning before your meeting
1504. Indian Ladder Farms 1505. Cider doughnuts 1506. Fo’Castle Farms
1507. Rote 67 1508. Route 50 1509. Route 20
1510. Route 5 1511. Mohawk Commons 1512. AC Moore
1513. Wit’s End 1514. Judy’s Cards & Gifts 1515. Asparagus
1516. Hate spinach 1517. Love spinach 1518. Garlic bread
1519. 99’s Tropical Chicken Salad 1520. Air mattresses 1521. Cellar Dwellers
1522. Shop Vac 1523.  The Magnificent 7 1524. Atari T-shirt
1525. Wires 1526. Wires 1527. And more wires
1528. “It’s all fun and games til the flying monkeys come attack” T- shirt 1529. Lights for the cemetery 1530. Excruciating thumb pain/cramping
1531. Leg cramps 1532. Charlie Horses 1533. Soul Session
1534. The Factory 1535. Magnifying glasses (the hand-held kind) 1536. Eyeglass cleaner
1537. Balconi brand Italian treats 1538. Kiss (the band) 1539.  The Batmobile
1540. Dehn’s 1541. Hewitt’s 1542. The Posie Peddler
1543. Burke’s Funeral Home 1544. The Ice House 1545. Downtown Saratoga
1546. Olive Garden’s rolling chairs 1547. Uncommon Grounds 1548. Their biker clientele
1549. Jack’s Oyster House 1550. ILY 1551. Bruegger’s
1552. The Barnsider 1553. Lark Tavern 1554. 787
1555. Bacon Turkey Bravo 1556. Onion soup 1557. Tomato soup
1558. Classic salad w/grilled chicken 1559. Strawberry, poppyseed & chicken salad 1560. The Glenville Queen
1561. Best Buy 1562. Ruby Tuesday’s 1563. Sutter’s Mill & Mining Co.
1564. “All out of” fridge pads 1565. Fridge magnets 1566.  Still an “icebox” to me
1567. The Ramones 1568. Golden Earring 1569. Queen
1570. The Sex Pistols 1571. The Talking Heads 1572. “What’s the Frequency, Kenneth?”
1573. You always felt the need to explain that to me… 1574. Patti Smith 1575. “ … despite all my rage I am still just a rat in cage … “
1576. “Movin’ to the country, gonna eat a lot of peaches …” 1577. Jethro Tull 1578. Good bread
1579. Rainbows 1580. Double rainbows 1581. Rainbow flags
1582. LL Bean luggage 1583. Hot cross buns 1584. Entenmann’s raspberry danish
1585. Hate pumpkin pie 1586. Love pumpkin pie 1587. Italian cookie assortments
1588. Moussaka 1589. Rafiki 1590. Whales
1591. Dolphins 1592. Sea lions 1593. Turtles
1594. Octopi 1595. Craftsman Club 1596. Flashlights
1597. “Cool!” 1598. Treadmill 1599. Weights
1600. Yoga ball 1601. “Sorry I got your pool wet.” 1602. Sharpies
1603. Fudge 1604. Bath and Body Works 1605. Rap music
1606. Opera 1607. Classical music 1608. Rock music
1609. Country music 1610. Turkish towel 1611. Angry Birds
1612. Love croutons 1613. Hate croutons 1614. Farm stands
1615. Tapioca 1616. Big Lots 1617. Boscov’s
1618. Staples 1619. Office Max 1620. Time Warner Cable
1621. Coffee in the car 1622. Jigsaw puzzles 1623. Mr. Rude
1624. “Check engine” light 1625. Hague 1626. Not “The Hague”
1627. Wake up calls 1628. Docksider-type shoes 1629. Slip-on shoes
1630. Post-It notes 1631. Postage stamps 1632. Olympia Sports
1633. Dick’s aka Richard’s 1634. Patriot Place 1635. Sports Authority
1636. Foxborough, MA 1637. Bar Louie 1638. Bed, Bath & Beyond
1639. Calendars 1640. K-Mart 1641. You Tube
1642. Civilization 1643. The Matrix 1644. PSP
1645. Warm beverages 1646. No straw 1647. Thirst
1648. Straw, please 1649. Lots of ice 1650. No ice at all
1651. Steel wool 1652. Sand paper 1653. Paint
1654. Spray paint 1655. Stains 1656. Stair treads
1657. Routers 1658. Cables 1659. Brads
1660. Magic Kingdom 1661. Epcot 1662. Hollywood Studios
1663. Animal Kingdom 1664. Disney Boardwalk 1665. Wine and dessert event
1666. Safari ride 1667. Food & Wine Festival 1668. Liberty Tree Tavern
1669. Golden Oak Outpost 1670. The Hall of Presidents 1671. It’s a Small World
1672. Jungle Cruise 1673. Main Street Parade 1674. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh
1675. Peter Pan’s Flight 1676. Tomorrowland Transit Authority 1677. Under the Sea
1678. “Thank God the Tiki bar is open!” 1679. The Disney Store 1680. Earl of Sandwich
1681. Ghirardelli 1682. Raglan Road 1683. Peaches (Stuyvesant Plaza)
1684. Matt’s Cape House 1685. Polar bears 1686. Giraffes
1687. Monkeys 1688. Midgets 1689. It’s a man thing
1690. New garment bag 1691. Kenneth Cole Reaction deo for the b.o. 1692. Making the bed every day
1693. Dolce and Biscotti 1694. “Never let the fear of striking out get in your way.” magnet 1695. A million water bottles everywhere (the returnable kind)
1696. CVS whilst traveling 1697. Tesla (lover of coiled wires) 1698. Ankh symbol
1699. Bottom feeders (the fish and others …) 1700.  The log that forever turned the tank water brown 1701. Cuffy’s
1702.  Interview w/The Boston Globe 1703. Four Points, Logan Airport 1704.  Brindisi’s
1705. Regal Cinemas 1706. Westin, Copley Plaza 1707. Williston, VT
1708. Fairfield Inn 1709. Wired magazine 1710. Real Simple magazine
1711. Magazines in general 1712. Sgt. Pepper’s KINEX mini-figures 1713. Saratoga keychain
1714. Fobs 1715. Keys inside of fobs 1716. Villanova ring
1717. My mom’s wedding bands 1718. White birches 1719. Shoes, shoes and more shoes by the front door
1720. The area rug that never stayed in one place 1721. Repainting the dresser for an aquarium stand 1722. Hugging Teresa on stage after she earned her ESC BS
1723. The worst speaker EVER @ her Brockport graduation 1724. Quality Inns 1725. Infiniti curling iron
1726. Irish pirate skull cap 1727. “Music is the art of thinking with sounds” magnet 1728. Picasso’s “The Old Guitarist”
1729. Yeats 1730. Joyce 1731. Stoker
1732. Shelley 1733. You can always tell an Irishman, but you can’t tell him much.” 1734. Irish jokes
1735. Hockey pucks 1736. Irish flags 1737. Gifts from hosts of foreign countries
1738. G & M Landscaping 1739. J & M Landscaping 1740. Replanting flower bulbs
1741. Suave strawberry shampoo 1742. Shower mirrors 1743. Eyeglass cleaning spray
1744. Double Ds (The boobs) 1745. “Consummatum est!” 1746. “Consummate the mess?”
1747. Inspector Kemp and his arm 1748. Always asking for a handle bag when out and about shopping 1749. Judith Jack horseshoe necklace
1750. Neiman Marcus 1751. Bats (the flying at dusk kind) 1752. Bats (the kind you keep in your car)
1753. Going to Quarters daily … (?) 1754. Collecting foreign coins 1755. Carrier Dome
1756. Rock and Roll Hall of Fame mouse pad 1757. The White Stripes 1758. Blondie
1759. Soul Coughing 1760. Hoypolai Gallery @ Disney 1761. Bambi plush talking toy
1762. The clearance end-caps @ Target 1763. Puller-througher 1764. Anti pukller-througher
1765. Museum gift shops 1766. Orange roses 1767. White roses
1768. Pate 1769. Waitstaff who know us 1770. Checkbook in the glovebox
1771. “Peanie butts” 1772. Grabbing Sweet N Low from the restaurant, because “They wouldn’t put it there if they didn’t want you to take it!” 1773. “The Toll Maker wins!”
1774. Nantucket Island Pharmacy 1775. “Beowulf” 1776. ESC parking lot
1777. ESC parking lot, 1; Crockpot full of pulled pork, 0 1778. Millennium Hotel 1779. Quarter pounder w/cheese
1780. Never too many napkins 1781. “Just in case” clothes for Joe in the trunk 1782. “Bow ties are cool.”
1783. Metro card 1784. Charlie card 1785. “Excuse me, random grocery store employee… “
1786. Land’s End clothing 1787. Tote bags 1788. Reusable grocery bags
1789. Beach bags 1790. Conference bags 1791. Packing a lunch
1792. Cheap sunglasses 1793. The banging kitchen door 1794. The green wooden ever-falling fish
1795. Prizes left on the car 1796. Prizes left at on the porches 1797. Prizes left on the walkway
1798. Peculiar Christmas gifts 1799. Repeat Christmas gifts 1800. Duplicate Christmas gifts
1801. Pork roast 1802. Spices 1803. Ibuprofen
1804. Acetaminophen 1805. What’s the difference? 1806. Can I take both together?
1807. Which is Advil? 1808. Which is Tylenol? 1809. Nyquil
1810. Dayquil 1811. Saving plastic grocery bags by the hundreds (seemingly) 1812. Alka Seltzer Daytime Flu Relief
1813. It always comes back to lots o’ meds 1814. Night lights 1815. Putting jewelry on in the car
1816. “Code 86” = They know you’re in the store 1817. And they are watching you! 1818. Soap pumps
1819. Love foam soap 1820. Hate foam soap 1821. Sponge Bob foam soap = a tad like being spluged
1822. “Random Crap From Here & There” box 1823. Picking your pizza slice, because it does matter 1824. No, it really doesn’t …
1825. “Sofa” 1826. “Couch” 1827. Flannel sheets
1828. “Fecking eejits” 1829. Lip balm 1830. Burt’s Bees hand creme, because I deserve it (thank you)
1831. “The sound of gunfire, off it the distance…” 1832. But sometimes, too nearby for comfort … 1833. Hair spray
1834. Static Guard 1835. Mousse (hair) 1836. Mousse (chocolate)
1837. Baby powder 1838. Forgetting my curling iron 1839. Hand sanitizer
1840. Snoring cats 1841. Nesting cats 1842. Tea diffusers
1843. Autographed T- shirts 1844. Autographed vinyl 1845. Food storage labels
1846. Souvenir guitar picks 1847. Dog toys 1848. Cat toys
1849. Cat scratching posts 1850. Cats scratching furniture … 1851. Laser pointer
1852. Washing the car in the driveway 1853. Washing the outside windows 1854. Someone occupying the sleeper-chair in the sunroom
1855. Space heaters 1856. Ceiling fans 1857. The cats occupying the top of the kitchen cabinets
1858. Bruins shot glass 1859. Collecting shot glasses for Teresa 1860. Collecting drumsticks for Joe
1861. Stickers 1862. Postage stamps 1863. Envelopes
1864. Challenging me on Bob & Patrick’s shirt sizes 1865. Octopi things for Janay 1866. Brie
1867. Late nite snacking 1868. Repairing the microwave 1869. Commuter mugs
1870. Pasta salad 1871. Pier One 1872. Candles
1873. Room spray 1874. Chips and salsa 1875. Skull & crossbones
1876. The Dollar section at Target 1877. Popcorn tins 1878. Just say “NO” to Velcro sneakers
1879. “Hey Hon?” 1880. “I love our bed” 1881. Less than appropriate dinner convo at home
1882. Ditto at restaurants 1883. Love lemon in my water 1884. Hate lemon in my water
1885. Buffalo Wild Wings 1886. GameStop 1887. XBOX Live!
1888. Psych 1889. Tough Love 1890. Jean skirts
1891. The blue hedgehog in the bathroom is a nod to Sonic 1892. “Ten min!” 1893. “No preference.”
1894. “It doesn’t matter to me.” 1895. “Wherever you want to go is fine.” 1896. “What are you in the mood for?”
1897. They are closed tonite. Try again.” 1898. “Yellow Submarine” 1899. Sand in every body crevice
1900. Outdoor shower shyness 1901. Outdoor shower revelation 1902. Febreeze
1903. Lint rollers 1904. Making the car slide purposely 1905. Beating “Dominique” aka the GPS time to destination
1906. Driving at 100 mph 1907. Getting out of speeding tickets 1908. Stains on ties
1909. Stains on pants 1910. Stains on jackets 1911. Stains on shirts
1912. Stains on the mattress 1913. New sheets 1914. New bed pillows
1915. Fleece jackets 1916. Extry tissues 1917. Reubens
1918. Greek food 1919. Taziki sauce 1920. Chaffing dishes
1921. Crockpot trio buffet server 1922. Hot plates 1923. Trivets
1924. Christmas wine glasses 1925. Disney movies divided serving tray 1926. Rosaries of our relatives
1927. “Knocked Up” 1928. “Step Brothers” 1929. “The Hobbit”
1930. Doheney’s 1931. Rickett’s 1932. Reservations
1933. Comfort Inn 1934. Comfort Suites 1935. Econo Lodge
1936. Crest Hill Suites 1937. Notepads 1938. Landfall Restaurant
1939. Woods Hole 1940. Fish & chips 1941. Saratoga chips @ OBI’s bar
1942. Back brushes 1943. Binoculars 1944. Cameras
1945. Forgetting the camera 1946. Playmobil 1947. Special orders
1948. Legos 1949. Mickey D’s Cheeseburger w/a side of McNuggets 1950. Manitoba hoodie
1951. Coffee bean grinder 1952. Turkish coffee 1953. TTIX
1954. Parades 1955. Residencies 1956. Staff Meetings
1957. Personality tests 1958.  Potlucks 1959. Blueberry pie
1960. Inferno pizza 1961. Liam’s, Nauset Beach 1962. Bark Avenue
1963. Wings Over Saratoga 1964. West Ave Pizza 1965. Front St Deli
1966. Low St. sandwich 1967. Balsamic grilled chicken wrap 1968. Pizza Nook
1969. Jimmy’s 1970. Coccadotts cupcakes 1971. Grass seed
1972. Jig Saw 1973. Washing the wooden porches 1974. Washing the resin chairs
1975. Beach chairs 1976. Wizard of Id 1977. Joe’s brand coffee
1978. Chruschiki 1979. Pierogi 1980. Walkers shortbread cookies
1981. Eastview Mall 1982. Oil changes 1983. Dole bagged salads
1984. “I’m shutting down now.” 1985. Orvis 1986. Buying cigars
1987. Magic Moon 1988. Never show up empty handed 1989. Searching for a fruit cake
1990. Lake Erie 1991. Buffalo’s waterfront 1992. “Slow down so I can see inside the houses!”
1993. Tying Joe’s neckties for him 1994. Viewing a model home for the fun of it 1995. Nerf footballs
1996. Nerf guns 1997. Nerf bows & arrows 1998. Candy cane walkway lites
1999. Cindy cleaning the house 2000. Light-up Christmas Snoopy 2001. One day being contestants on The Amazing Race
2002. Rabbits’ warrens in our yard 2003. “What’s on the agenda for today?” 2004. “Product”
2005. Comparing nutrition labels on food packaging 2006. Checking nutritional value on the shelf label 2007. Learning about nutrition
2008. Learning the importance of per unit pricing 2009. Throwing food in/over the aisles of the market 2010. Exit 9 Wine & Liquor (see how my mind made that jump?)
2011. Jim Dandy’s (the good old days) 2012. Fribbles 2013. “Does it scare you that we think alike?”
2014. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum 2015. The diving bell 2016. Trying to remove the diving bell
2017. We both have large heads 2018. Zarro’s 2019. “One does not simply Telnet into Mordor”
2020. The LOTR Trilogy movies 2021. The Pirates of the Caribbean movies 2022. Tim the Enchanter
2023. Chrsitie’s Friday nite pizza on the grill 2024. Creaking bed frame 2025. “Breaking Bad”
2026. “This is wonderful!” 2027. “Cute” 2028. Tulips
2029. Flowering plants from the market in the kitchen window 2030. Gumby & Pokey in the kitchen window 2031. Livvy picking at the kitchen screen
2032. Orchids 2033. Any/all of the cats breaking thru the a/c barriers 2034. Stand fans
2035. My paper fans for hot flashes 2036. Eating the broken freshly baked cookies 2037. Shopping for funky kitchen stuff
2038. BoSox beach towel 2039. Horseshoe beach towel 2040. “More rockin’, less talkin’” T-shirt
2041. FL Wright picture frame that held our first date (official) pic 2042. XOXO frame 2043. My copy of “On the Horizon”
2044. Claire’s photos in the Pinwheels ads 2045. Twizzlers 2046. Setlists
2047. Fools on Bikes video 2048. The ASS 2049. “Thin little mint”
2050. Weed killer 2051. “Maybe I piss on your piano.” 2052. Replacing showerheads
2053. “Does your dog bite?” 2054. “I took the red pill.” 2055. “That big truck must be compensating for something.”
2056. Worcesteshire sauce 2057. Loud yawns 2058. Great Bay
2059. JJ’s Snack Bar 2060. Mill Creek Mini Golf & Snack Bar 2061. “Valerie” aka “Dawn”
2062. “Bobby” 2063. “I’ll take that soda off your hands if you don’t need it.” 2064. “Is it OK if I take this home with me?”
2065. “I won’t get in your way.” 2066. Almost Saratoga 2067. Gift stash totes and bags
2068. Joseph’s senior portrait sitting 2069. You two were really something together 2070. “The Last Star Fighter”
2071. Loving the rare opportunity of being a passenger 2072. Being a nervous passenger sometimes 2073. “Honey – look out!”
2074. “Honey – be careful!” 2075. A sick stomach from accelerating too quickly 2076. Roundabouts
2077. Rotaries 2078. Traffic circles 2079. Mystic Pizza (the actual place)
2080. Fox Trot (the comic) 2081. Subarus are for Crunchy Vermonters 2082. “V for Villanova, V for victory …”
2083. “May the 4th be with you!” 2084. Pi Day 2085. Trip Advisor
2086. Yahoo Travel 2087. Google maps 2088. Thousands of screws and nails in the garage but never the right kind
2089. The hoola hoop hitting your head when your open the recycling bin 2090. “I want to share my writing with you so attached is a poem I wrote …” 2091. “Shadows of Scars”
2092. 2093. 2094.
2095. “You really make me feel things I never thought I would.” 2096. “You say things to me I never thought I’d hear.” 2097. “I’m wondering when I’m going to wake up from this dream.”
2098. “This is no dream, and there is nothing to say thank you for—this is about both of us and for both of us; there is nothing I do for you that you do not do for me.” 2099. “I love your skin.” 2100. “I love your legs.”
2101. “Thank you for always taking care of yourself.” 2102. “I love you.” 2103. “I want to stop rubbing your back so you can sleep but I can’t help it.”
2104. “You’re never going to get rid of me.” 2105. “I wish we had met 35 years ago.” 2106. “We are SO in trouble when we have grandchildren!”
2107. Mammograms 2108. CAT scans 2109. MRIs
2110. Phillips Head 2111. ESPN Zone 2112. Sonohystograms
2113. Gatorade 2114. Dermatologist 2115. Dentists
2116. Orthodontist 2117. Car repairs 2118. Psychiatrists
2119. Psychologists 2120. Sending pics of new glasses options via text 2121. Oral surgery
2122. Contact lenses 2123. St. Clement’s craft fair 2124. Opticians
2125. Optometrists 2126. Tearful airport goodbyes 2127. Happy airport greetings
2128. Annamaria & Mark’s engagement party 2129. Matthew’s 30th birthday party 2130. Joanna’s First Communion
2131. Joe Dalton’s retirement party 2132. NYC Ballet 2133. Alec Baldwin SPAC event
2134. Lots of “RJC»>airport” entries on my calendar 2135. Cirque de la Symphonie 2136. Naughty boy
2137. UCONN v. Nova w/B3 2138. Aunt Maria’s 80th birthday 2139. Janay’s graduation
2140.  Patrick’s graduation 2141. Bob’s graduations 2142. “Sponge Bob”
2143. “Bob the Builder” 2144. Mandy & Kevin’s wedding 2145. MGD 64 (“Oh- it’s on the menu? We don’t have it … “)
2146. Michelob Ultra 2147. “Blue Bloods” 2148. “Covert Affairs”
2149. Circling parking lots to catch license plates 2150. Speeding up to catch license plates 2151. Slowing down to catch license plates
2152. More TVs than we could ever possibly use/need/want 2153. “No need to ask. We share everything.” 2154. “Bohemian Rhapsody”
2155. A “♥” every tenth of every month on my calendar 2156. Rolos 2157. Borrowing your magnifiers when I’ve forgotten mine
2158. Vacuuming the car 2159. Kinko’s 2160. Laundromats
2161. Josie=Weeble 2162. Happy Meals 2163. Lee MA
2164. Repeatedly pushing the pedestrian traffic light buttons 2165. Counting crows 2166. The Counting Crows
2167. 16 days in a row… 2168. “So let’s go to the ‘Shoe to celebrate & maybe stop @ B & N and/or Borders ?” 2169. Teresa & Joe meeting us at the airport after Orlando
2170. Roscillinus 2171. “Wake Alone” 2172. “btw, what instructions should I give for hair cut?”
2173. “BTW, notice the tie I am wearing today???” 2174.  “I love my new hamper & rugs. And my toe ring. And my Claddagh ring…and youuuuuuuu!” 2175. “I miss you and I love you too!!!”
2176. “When I am with you, there is nothing wrong in the world; in fact, I am not sure that there is a world.” 2177. “This is the most beautiful e-mail I have ever received in my life.” 2178. “Fate brought us together.”

 

My life with Bob Clougherty

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